Okay so this is massively outdated. The Webby Awards, which recognize online excellence, were held in early June. Here’s a listing of this year’s winners.

What’s great about the Webbys is that everyone is limited to five words in their acceptance speeches. No exceptions. Here are some of my favorites from this year’s event:

“Wait, we didn’t charge anything?” – Trent Reznor, Webby Artist of the Year

“Thank God Conan got promoted.” – Jimmy Fallon, Webby Person of the Year

“Can everyone get closer together.” – Flickr, community award

“Shinehart Wig Company thanks you.” – NBC.com Full Episode Player, broadband award

“Dude we got an A.” – Edutopia, education award

“I didn’t kill newspapers, ok?” – The Huffington Post, politics & blog award

“Robot sharks with lasers in space.” – Wired.com, science award

“Airna, will you marry me?” – Volkswagen Innovations, banner ad campaign award

“Read a freakin newspaper please.” – Detroit Free Press, sports video award

The two of them recently went on Jimmy Fallon’s new late night talk show and pretty much took over the whole thing. They were funny, self-deprecating and interesting.

For a couple guys who usually film sitting on a couch at home, with two cameras, they didn’t seem nervous at all to be on national TV. Of course, they have some practice with an audience; their live Diggnation shows are extremely popular and well attended.

Check out this video to see Kevin and Alex on the show, which also gives you an idea of what Diggnation is like. Then head on over to Revision 3 and download some episodes. They’re free, so you’ve got nothing to lose.

And thanks to Hulu, which has posted all the Super Bowl commercials.

Bridgestone Tires

Though I’m not crazy about the stereotypical complaining wife, I thought this commercial for Bridgestone Tires featuring Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head was clever. I especially liked Mrs. Potato Head’s switch to angry eyes at the end.

Bud Light

We’ve all heard about the big Hollywood stars who go to Japan or whatever to film commercials (a la “Lost in Translation”). So the idea of the goofy Conan O’Brien dolled up in eyeliner and tight pants is funny, and could conceivably happen.

Audi

I didn’t find this commercial particularly compelling, but I found the casting of action star Jason Statham a brilliant decision.

Monster

Actually made me laugh out loud. And so true, right?

Coke Zero

This one was a play on the Mean Joe Green Coke commercial from1979. I thought it was neat that Coke was being irreverent with its brand.

Pepsi

It’s not a good commercial, not even funny really. But I gotta mention the awesomeness that is Richard Dean Anderson making fun of himself.

Disliked: Doritos

I never really like Doritos commercials. Setting aside the whole making a woman’s clothes fall off thing (which has been done better), wasn’t turning a police officer — who was just doing his job — into a monkey really mean spirited?

Bonus: Movie trailers

Thought I’d also post the movie trailers I saw that grabbed my interest. They are:

Anyway, I really enjoyed Death’s reaction to the socio-economic rules of holiday gifts – I’ve always wondered how poor kids feel when they hear their well-off classmates talk about the bikes and video game systems Santa leaves.

There were, however several things I liked about this year’s award show. In no particular order, they are:

1. Ricky Gervais. The British actor won for his work in “Extras” last year and wasn’t at the ceremony to accept his award, so presenters Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert “gave” it to Steve Carrell. This year, Gervais repeatedly appealed to Carrell to return the award, saying “I bet you haven’t even seen ‘Ghost Town.’ I sat through ‘Evan Almighty’; give me my Emmy.” Will the Academy please hire Gervais to host next year?

2. Fashion of the over-40 crowd. Until I looked her up on IMDB, I had no idea Jean Smart, at 57, is only a year younger than my mom. She looked frakkin unbelievable in a long, sparkly black dress topped with a layer of sheer black fabric. Also looking gorgeous were Felicity Huffman (45), Mariska Hargitay (44), Laura Linney (44), Kyra Sedgwick (43) and Julia Louis Dreyfus (47).

3. Josh Groban. Yes, a lot of people think it was weird and a fail, but I was super impressed by his vocal impressions. Plus, he did the ‘Fresh Prince’ theme song — only the best TV intro ever.

4. Bryan Cranston finally won. The “Breaking Bad” star never took home an Emmy for his amazing work on “Malcolm in the Middle,” and I don’t think anyone was more surprised than he was when his named was called for Best Actor in a Drama. I would have been thrilled had the Emmy gone to Hugh Laurie of “House,” and wouldn’t have been surprised had James Spader or Jon Hamm. But how nice was it to see Bryan Cranston finally get his time to shine?

And just for fun, here are some things I hated.

1. The painful, stilted, awkward, just plain un-funny banter between hosts Jeff Probst, Heidi Klum, Ryan Seacrest, Howie Mandel and Tom Bergeron made an already bland ceremony 10 times worse.

2. Neil Patrick Harris loses. I like Jeremy Piven. He’s great in ‘Entourage.’ But again? Neil Patrick Harris is amazing as Barney Stinson on “How I Met Your Mother,” and he did some of his best work this season. It’s the role of his career, and I was really hoping he would be recognized by the academy.

3. David Boreanaz/Lauren Conrad. I love me some Agent Seely Booth (and I guess L.C. is okay) but who thought to put these two together? Both were stiff and uncomfortable-looking, and couldn’t you just see the life go out of him when she chided him for taking her line?

There’s like nothing on TV over the summer, so I’ve been using the past couple months to catch up on some shows I missed when they premiered. I tend to do that every year; last summer was when I started watching ‘Battlestar Galactica’ and now it’s one of my favorite shows.

This summer, I’ve gotten through the first few seasons of Doctor Who; the first season of Torchwood; and I’m working on Greek. Plan to start Mad Men soon.

Doctor Who is my favorite of the new bunch. It’s so completely up my alley I can’t believe I wasn’t watching it before. I’m such a sci fi geek, and one of my coworkers had been telling me for a while that I should check it out. Glad I finally listened.

Torchwood, a Doctor Who spinoff, is a fun show. It’s much more ‘adult’ than its parent but still fun. What I miss though is the time travel in Doctor Who.

I’ve only seen the first few episodes of Greek but I really like it. I imagine there’s lots of high school students who can’t wait to go to college so they can join a fraternity or sorority. I’m glad that even though the show is on ABC Family, the producers realize that college students — especially the popular, beautiful ones who participate in the Greek system — drink and have sex.

I’m having a lot of fun watching these shows, but I’m still looking forward to my summer regulars, especially Eureka. And Project Runway starts again next week – yippee!